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ap euro có nghĩa là

Short for Advanced Placement European History. The most annoying, useless bitch of a class you will ever take. Sophomores take it because of the prestige that goes along with the "AP" but quickly realize that they haven't learned shit after the first month. You will receive a fuckload of homework and basically spend all your free time (after you do your homework) plotting ways to kill your teacher, who is usually a bitch. You will also spend many hours pondering just when the fuck will you ever be required to know the difference between Frederick William I and Frederick William.

Example

Stupid kid taking easy classes: Oh hey! I have no homework tonight! Overachiever: Shiiiiittttt I have fucking notes to do for AP Euro! Fuck my life.

ap euro có nghĩa là

Abbreviation for AP European History. Often accompanied by a ginormous textbook written by a guy named Palmer. Very interesting, albeit packed with information.

Example

We take lots of Palmer quizzes in AP Euro.
Mr. Mann, our AP Euro teacher, loves Palmer.

ap euro có nghĩa là

A total embodiment of hell (the tenth circle of hell to be precise). usually taken by genius/ retarded sophomores. the average class initially starts with 20-30 but by day two will be down to 10 retards that are devoted to the class. the tests a purposefully meant to fuck with you and the writer of these tests ( pseudo PAM) is going to be shot by one of these students and will burn in HELL! the average student gets a C- and gets about two hours of sleep . the students lose twenty pounds in weight five inches in height and their personalities and sense of humor. WARNING: AP Euro will change you into a bitter and cynical child, you receive at least ten hours of work daily.DO NOT TAKE THIS CLASS

Example

A)Fuck you Mr.(----) im not doing that much AP Euro work
B)than you FAIL! MUHHAHAHAH!!!!!
A) Damn IT

ap euro có nghĩa là

Hell on earth. Basically you spend an entire year trying to force-feed yourself utter bullshit on Europe's history for the last 700 years. But even that is futile, because you can't retain anything specific from Europe's 920739474+ wars and will fail practically every test. You took it for the "prestigious AP title" but you just ended up fucked sideways by the entire course. It's the bane of your existence as well as your GPA.

Example

AP Euro Student 1: Did you read last night for the quiz today? AP Euro Student 2: Are you kidding me? No! I haven't opened that book in such a long time. I gave up. AP Euro Student 1: Me too! High-five! *Both high-five while sobbing because they are inevitably going to fail*

ap euro có nghĩa là

When you ignore your other classes and homework to focus strictly on AP European History work.

Example

Mom: Why are your grades all 70s except AP Euro?
Student: I have AP euro syndrome, I can't help it!

ap euro có nghĩa là

A class taken by naive sophomores and one junior that didn't heed the warnings of the poor souls before them. If you are debating on taking this, I don't recommend it unless you are a god of anti-procrastination. If you do decide to do it, be warned that it WILL leave a bad taste in your mouth for future AP classes. The reason for this is the feeling of futility that surrounds you once you realize that everything you learned about the War of the (fill in the blank) and the Whatever The Fuck Crisis was for nothing apart from that one question on Trivia Crack. Also, if you have a teacher that doesn't lecture the entire year but still expects you to do well on the chapter tests every friday and get a 5 on the AP exam, then you must go to SCHS and be clinically depressed (I'm sorry). WARNING ** This class will make you question the point of education and life as you know it ** WARNING

Example

First day of school Mom: Hey son, got any homework tonight?
Son: Yeah, AP Euro
Mom: Oh really? I meant that as a joke, it's the first day of school...
Son: Well, it can't be THAT bad, right? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Friday, May 6th 2016 I emerged from the testing hall and was filled with a strange but vaguely familiar warmth. What was it, that filled my body so gloriously with rays of strength and euphoria. I opened my faded and bloodshot eyes that hadn't seen anything other than Jackson J. Spielvogel's Western Civilization 9th Edition textbook for 8 months. I gazed at the horizon at a bright but pleasant light.
"Sun..." I whispered aloud, remembering the name of the post Scientific Revolution center of the solar system. My eyes wandered to the fields of trees dotting the horizon, and the numbness I felt from the test began to wear off. I had a new melancholic emptiness inside me, a hole in my heart from the now useless information of the entirety of European history encompassing the later middle ages until the present day. My faded and bloodshot eyes welled with tears of happiness, as though I had finally regained something I had lost a long time ago. I took my first few steps as a new person. I was home now. I was free.

ap euro có nghĩa là

---The very definition of Hell. You will go insane by the end of the year after reading boring walls of text and memorizing what happened in some random ass date like 1666, June 6. ---If you look in the index of an Ap Euro textbook for the word “war”, it will go on for 10 pages. You will have to know insignificant facts such as what the fuck is some-nonvital-guy-who-does-something-like-mop-the-Cistine-Chapel-floor’s hair color and have the shitty realization that some-important-guy-who changed-the-very-history-of-Europe won’t even be on the test anywhere. You will be forced to know the difference between Prince Edward Cuntlicker of Twattington XIXXVI; of the 2nd branch of the Fuckmylife family and Edwerd Nopeshit of Nopesville XXIXIV; of the 5th branch of the Putmeoutofmymisery dynasty. ---AP Euro will suck your fun and free time into its endless void of despair and frustration. You will have a mental breakdown before AND after every test, and cry when you look at the first question because you know you’re screwed for the rest. ---Your very nightmares will be filled with AP Euro. You will develop a phobia of AP Euro. You will feel the urge to burn all your homework and notes after graduating the class (if you even can): laughing maniacally into the sunset with the satisfaction of never seeing it again in your life…only to curl into a fetal position and crap yourself when you find out about AP US history. But hey, Harvard’s worth it….right?

Example

“I aced AP Euro with an A+, but I’m sure my tendency to become a sadistic serial killer skyrocketed.” “I’ve broken every friendship I’ve ever had and dumped my Gf to actually do decently in AP Euro. I even have weekend homework. Goodbye childhood.” "AP Euro is love, AP Euro is life. Lol jk sarcasm guise-wait dont grab that shotgun!" "You will never know the bliss of sleep ever again with AP Euro! You’ll either have to go through school sleep deprived or drink 17 cups of coffee a day. It's great! *Eye twitches*" “Ima graduate high school with a 5.0 from classes like AP Euro to enter Harvard but afterwards have no idea what to do and companies will pay me the same amount as a high school dropout gets in my job.” “I have a test for AP Euro tomorrow.” *Punches self in face for 2 hours* "I failed the finals...WHY?!? *Mass murders then commits suicide*" "Why do we have to learn the difference between these two pricks? They’re literally father and son and did basically the same thing!"

ap euro có nghĩa là

A secret society/support group for high school students victimized by a complete loss of sleep, breakless stress, and chronic homework. Those that choose to join either scramble for a way out as soon as possible, begging their conselor on their knees, tears welling in their eyes, or they are subjected to this cult of misery and despair, initiated with a tornado of homework and a test they were not prepared to take. You can find these wandering souls in the hallways, but don't worry, most of them aren't ghosts. They just look that way because of all the time they spend sobbing, reading the textbook, and missing sleep. Don't let the pale skin and sunken eyes fool you.

Example

"Welcome to AP Euro. You will at least once about this class by the end of the year."
"I just took my AP test for AP Euro, and I don't know what to do with my life. What was it like before I spent my entire weekends writing five page essays and studying out of the text book?"