psychology là gì - Nghĩa của từ psychology

psychology có nghĩa là

Psychology is everyone's major at some point during their college career.

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Me: What are you majoring in? (Dont you dare say psychology)
Random Person: Psychology.
Me: OOOOH exciting.

psychology có nghĩa là

The study of human thought and behaviour. A social scientific subject which can trace its origins back to ancient Greece.

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Psychology, psychiatry and psychotherapy are all different.

psychology có nghĩa là

Mostly bullshit. Every time someone attempts to psychoanalyse me, they fail miserably.

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Psychologist: I believe you punched that guy in the nose because you have deep issues of security and you felt threatened in your own envioronment. It had nothing to do with the fact that he kicked you in the balls.

psychology có nghĩa là

The section of Borders bookstore where all the porn is hidden, believe it or not.

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Dude, have you been the psychology section before? There's a whole wall of erotica in there! You've GOT to check it out!

psychology có nghĩa là

An interesting discipline no doubt, but not without its share of problems. For more on those, see psychologist.

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Psychology is good, psychologists are bad.

psychology có nghĩa là

Probably the most bullshit field of study besides liberal arts, pyschology is the field of study of the human mind and how it works(?) The whole study ignores a thing called logic. Since you cannot disect the human brain and study it, idiot scientists pull assumptions out of their asses without backing up their theories. They do this so they can diagnose "freaks" and "abnormal." 99% of assholes who take these class do it to be cool and not look like an idiot when infact it's the complete opposite. People who become pyschologist are assholes who like to diagnosed people who are 'abnormal' so they can pay off their Lexus payments and finish buying that gold yacht.

What really pisses me off about pyschology is that it implies on how everyone should act in some bullshit social set of standards otherwise you have some sort of disorder. Nevermind the fact that there is a thing called disagreements, emotions, and doing what you like. So the whole thing just spews of contradicting bullshit.

I like to be alone and have my own space therefore I have Asperger's Syndrome and Social Anxiety Disorder, what? Oh yea I also am Bi-Polar because when I get pissed off and I don't hold it back. I have ADHD because stuff that I don't like bores me so I don't care much for it.

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A typical psychology case: A mother is bringing in her 8 year old daughter because she doesn't like school(who does?). The doctor is a Hindu fresh graduate who just graduated in an online course and can hardly speak English. God knows why he got a job at a health center.

*Doctor looks over new charts after mom writes some bullshit*

Quack: So you can't get along in school and you don't like being there?

Girl: No, school is boring and the other kids are mean to me because I'm the one of the three girls in my class.

Quack: Do you feel down and depressed, do you drink or smoke at all?

Girl: What?

*After a half-hour of nonsensicle questions, the doctor automatically she knows the girl like shes a father and prescribes the little girl with 2 different medicines, one is for seizures(yes for my 'bi-polar' I have been prescribed seizure medicines).*

I love how the doctor automatically assumes that she knows how the girl works and prescribes her useless medications.

psychology có nghĩa là

A religion that has risen up in the past century to define "proper behavior" as the influence of Christianity has waned. Like other religions, it has little scientific support, but makes bold pronouncements about who is "good" and who is "bad." Its sacred texts include the Diagnostics and Statistics manual as well as works by Rogers, Freud, Beck and others. Cultish mind control behavior can be found in some practitioners who will attempt to keep "clients" in harmful therapy by convincing them that "you have to feel worse to feel better" or "your resistance represents your unwillingness to face your problems."

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Client: "I have been in therapy for four years now, but I'm still depressed and obsessive compulsive. I don't think this psychology is working." Psychologist: "I sense that you are very frustrated. However, clearly, we just have not yet uncovered the root of the problem yet."

psychology có nghĩa là

A multi million dollar exploitative industry that poses as a science despite having about as much scientific weight as voodoo.

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Psychology is sick quackery that preys on desperate people.

psychology có nghĩa là

The best way to find out that you are not special.

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-I just had a mental revelation! I now truly understand myself! I am my own human being. I just went from being a boy to being a man!
-Oh cool! I learned in my psychology class that *insert famous psychologist* predicted you would do that.
-Oh... that's cool, I guess.

psychology có nghĩa là

A science that used to be complete bullcrap with absolutely no evidence, but has gotten much more objective and quantitative since roughly the 2000's. Stigmatized by people thinking they can psychoanalyze random people after one class, and famous 'psychologists' that never discovered anything, psychology has received a poor reputation. People often erroneously assume it is a synonym for "therapy," even though not every psychologist is a therapist. Speak positively about it at your own risk.

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It's possible to devise experiments that work to get actual data, and formulate a legitimate theory in psychology. But instead, let's quote Freud's unfounded claims!